Epic Fail Guy brings NFL Final Four picks

Oh hai, Epic Fail Guy. You must be here cause I went 0-4 on my picks last week.

Ouch. So where did I go wrong? Let`s see:

I thought the Cowboys had a great offensive line. Yet after Flozell Adams got hurt, they could not block Stephen Hawking. You can not blame Tony Romo this time.
I assumed the Chargers had so much talent that even Norv Turner could not lose this game. Wrong.
I never thought Joe Flacco would throw 35 times and Ray Rice would get only 13 carries.
I thought the Cardinals and Saints were mirror images - all offensive and no defense. I was only half right.

So what now? Let me tell you what now.

Jets over COLTS

The Jets will beat Peyton Manning the way Belichick used to beat him. The formula is: Do not get beat deep. Beat the living crap out of the receivers on the underneath routes. Never abandon the run. A tired defense will have holes late in the game.

Which btw, is exactly how the Jets beat the Chargers last week.

SAINTS over Vikings

After watching the Vikings defense last week, I do not know how the Saints win this game. But they must. We cannot have Brett Favre ruin the Super Bowl.

Sweep the leg. No mercy. Whatever it takes. I just threw up in mouth a little, thinking about the absurd level of hyperbole if this catastrophe occurs.