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Sweep The Leg, Seregon Vampyre Edition

October 19, 2009. No mercy for today's headlines from Reuters. I'm looking at you, Seregon O`Dassey.

Niki Taylor promotes safe driving

This is National Teen Driver Safety Week and supermodel NikiTaylor wants you to drive safely.

Balloon Boy Hoax Charges

BalloonBoy arrests coming soon. Surprising absolutely no one,charges are coming very soon againstthe Balloon Boy family for stagingthe whole sad drama for publicity.

Dante Wesley Hit Video

DanteWesley deserves a long suspension for knocking out CliftonSmith well before he fielded a punt. As cheap as it gets.

A Sri Lankan Billionaire? Really?

A SriLankan billionaire (Who knew such a thing existed?) arrestedin the U.S. may have been funding the Tamil Tigers rebellion.

Sudan is a top priority for some unknown reason

Obamaunveils a new Sudan strategy. Two things: I didn't know wehad an existing Sudan strategy and secondly, don't we have moreimportant things do? Unemployment. Health care. Afghanistan. Sudandoes not make the cut.

The Microsoft Store

AMicrosoft store is coming to a mall near you. Taking a pagefor Apple, Microsoft is poised to open it's first retail inScottsdale, Arizona any day now. Smart move.

Deaths at the Detroit Marathon

Threepeople died during the Detroit Marathon. No, they didn't getshot. Thoughts and prayers to their families.

Hallow`s End

Hallow`s End is here. Time to party like you`ve just broken free from the Scourge.

Lebron`s cancer scare

LeBron thought he had cancer last January.

Seregon O`Dassey may or may not be a vampire but her huge breasts can not be disputed.

And finally, Seregon O`Dassey says she is a real-life Vampyre. (Note: My first thought was you can't even spell Vampire, but she spells it with a `Y`. Um, OK.) Whatever. She also has a 24-inch waist and D cup breasts so I`m willing to risk a bite or two. She has also been naked in Playboy. (P.S. We don't post nudes so Google it!)