hashtags: #costume #dworaczyk #halloween #hope #hope_dworaczyk #playboy

Good Morning, Internet! Hope Edition

Hope Dworaczyk needs your help this Halloween.

She is requesting ideas for her Halloween costume. Please act quickly. Time is running out.

Las Vegas wants an NBA team

The mayor thinks building a 20K seat arena could help them land an NBA team in Vegas. The stadium isn't the problem. It's the legalized sports gambling, rampant prostitution, and every other vice known to man that will turn twenty-something millionaires into felons faster than you can say Pac Man Jones. There will never be a professional sports team in Vegas.

Ryan Seacreast Stalker Means Serious Business

Cops arrested a guy on the E! studio lot, Chidi Uzomah who was wielding a knife and looking for Seacreast. Yikes. Seacrest out!

Lulz Headline of the Day

Chaz Bono: I love being a man. Alrighty then.

Rocco Siffredi Stud of the Day

A 117-year-old guy, born in 1897, marries a 17-year-old girl. I bet he don't need no stinkin Levitra.