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Tuesday Evening News, Oct 27

Put on your ascot and smoking jacket, it's time for the evening news. October 27, 2009 Edition

The NBA is where Aimee Teegarden hotness happens.

The Celtics vs The LeBrons kicks off the new NBA season. We did a 2009-10 preview and highlighted the women of the NBA season. But that's not important right now.

The girl in the "Friday Night Lights" commercial they are spamming on TNT is so damn adorable it's ludricous. Her name is Aimee Teegarden, but I'll just call her my future ex-wife.

Larry Johnson is an idiot

This is not breaking news; it is simply recurring news. Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson had a meltdown on Twitter. Trashed his coach, dropped some gay slurs, pretty standard Larry Johnson stuff, really. You stay classy, Larry Johnson.

Susan Finkelstein will love you long time for World Series Tix

There's promiscuity. There's prostituion. And then there is posting an ad on Craigslist saying that you'll offer sex for Phillies World Series tickets and subsequently getting busted by an undercover cop.

Welcome to the world of Susan Finkelstein - the Phillies #1 fan! And thanks to the wonders of social networking, you can reach out and contact Susan yourself because she is on Facebook: Susan Finkelstein Facebook.

Andre Agassi admits to using crystal meth

In 1997. And only because he is trying to sell a book. Dear Andre Agassi, please excuse my excessive yawning. Boring.

Brad Mills named Houston Astros Manager

Longtime Red Sox Bench Coach, Brad Mills, was named manager of the Houston Astros today. It's a big loss for the Sox and Terry Francona since Mills was his college roommmate and long time friend.

Hot for Teacher: Debra Lafave is back

She's back. Debra Lafave, the absurdly hot teacher who slept with her 14 year old student, is looking to get some of her registered sex offender restrictions lifted.

For once I actually agree with a defense lawyer - she is too beautiful to go to prison. Holy merde, is she pretty.