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Carrie Underwood Fishnets plus links

Here is the beautiful Carrie Underwood in fishnet stockings. She seemingly gets better every day. You dumped her for Jessica, Tony Romo? Really? Yet another mental error. In other news...

Tyray Miller

The Interwebs are getting hammered this morning by searches for Tyray Miller's website. I'm not giving some sleazy porn site link love, but since I try to please the masses, the url is bigticketliving DOT com. It is very NSFW. You have been warned.

Seems to be a long, complicated story but it's a definitely porn site. He has a local TV show in Philly promoting his party life style. He pays women to come to his house, get drunk, and sometimes have sex with him while he records it. Now many of the women claim they were duped and don't want the videos and images on the Interwebs.

I think it's pretty clear these women knew what was going on. These aren't normal party girls. They all look like semi-pro porn stars. Tara Reid laughs at their respective plastic surgeries. This stuff is not filmed on a hidden closet camera or Paris Hilton's camcorder. It's fairly high production value that requires lighting and large cameras etc. Tyray claims 35 out of the 40 women on his site got paid - cash money. Paid for sex is often called prostitution. If you have a camera rolling, it's called pornography.

I've googled a few of the girls names and found they have their own personal porn sites as well. I don't see the exploitation here. It's consenting adults making porn on the Internet. Personally, everyone involved with this operation, men and women alike, seems equally sleazy and at fault, so break out the world's smallest violin. No sympathy found here.

Paula Deen

Paula Deen gets pelted by a honey ham. LULZ!

Jimmy Claussen gets sucker punched

It's totally not cool to sucker punch Notre Dame quartback Jimmy Claussen while he is dining with his parents. However, I laughed anyway.

Emmanuel Delcour

Apparently also known as Jean Valjean in the porn industry. People care because he is now a contestant on "Chef Academy." (That must be yet another crappy reality show that I don't watch.)

No idea whether his past porn life is straight or gay and I'm not remotely curious enough to google it. I will say Emmanuel Delcour/Jean Valjean is no Dirk Diggler/Brock Landers. Bad porn names are bad.

Carrie Keagan New Moon Interview

Here is an incredibly annoying interview with Carrie Keagan and the young, attractive cast of New Moon. NSFW due to lots of f-bombs. I used to think she was damn good-looking, but then I heard her talk. Ugh.

Chris Johnson Nervous Tick

A lot of people seem to think Titans RB Chris Johnson has some twitch or nervous tick or even Tourette syndrome. Can't find video evidence of that, but I'll tell you what, that man can run. Most impressive. Vince Young? Not so much.

Katie Stam in a bikini

Miss America Katie Stam will be at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Sadly, it's highly unlikely she'll be wearing a bikini.